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My Top 8 BLUNDERS!

Sun Oct 4, 2009, 10:54 AM
Okayy I'm a very dumb stupid blond person :D
so I thought letzz tell ya all how it is to be ...
me :|
My Top 10 Blunders that I had In my LIFE!

Blunder Number 1 :Coffie and the fridge
I wanted to give my mother some Hot coffie so I made a cup and forgot what I was doing so I was talking to my mother while I went to the fridge I opend the door and Put the coffie in the frigde I closed the door and wanted to go upstairs to Inoy roxanna
then I realised hot coffie and frigde...
oh deam!!
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Blunder number 2: Closed Door
Do ya all remember the most awefull day in your life?
Your first day of school...
I wanted to go to my class... ( well The forced me to go) DAH XD
and I was walking with my class To the classroom everyone walked trough the right door and I dinn't payd atention to The good door so I walked and wanted to open the door and Bumped My head to the door.
Thats a good start to begin with school.
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Blunder number 3: sleeping sister
MY parents where gone for a month so I was alone with my older sister
she was sleeping and I was still awake she told me to be quiet cause she was a bit ill, when I got tired I wanted to go upstairs I realy forgot beacuse it was so dark That The stairs stoped so my foot cae hard on the floor and My head bumped to my bedroom door. Yaay...
(Mission not waking up sister Failed)
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Blunder Number 4: Music In the computer room
somethimes You can Listen to some music when we have computer class
when I wanted to listen to some music I was searching for something afcouse I choosed for :Tokio hotel schrei:
I put my headphone on and Clicked on play Hard Music In the classroom
everyone hated Tokio hotel accept me so I thought... why is everyone starring agry at me??
well.. I forgot to plug the headhpone in and everyone was listening to my music...
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Blunder Number 5: Butterfly and a lamp
There was a freaking inoying butterfly in my room and was having an deep conversation with my lamp...
so I couln'd get the freaking thing out of there
so I grabed my pillow
and Trowd it to my lamp...
with my stupid freaking blond head I forgot my lamp was from glass xDD
so the class felt on the floor
and that freaking Thing dinn't went away.
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Blunder number 6: spider and a Tom Kaulitz Poster
I was watching some Tv and
after some minutes I saw something moving on my bed
I dinn't payd attention to it
but then I checked what It was and It was a freakin HUGE spider
so I screamed and Jumped to My Tom poster with My back head To he's freaking face and when I was stoped drowling and being scared the freakin thing was paying atention to me so I died :|
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Blunder Number 7: Tokio hotel 4 march 2008
Me and roxanna we're seeing eachother for the first time that day
so we where standing in the Line to wait and Then we wanted to go inside ( where the toilets are) so we went inside and talked to a woman that worked there, Later we heard people screaming for the tourbusses so roxanna started to run ( I cant run I have 2 weak knees)
so I tryd to run in my OH MEAN DEAMN ugly Tom clothes
and I run'd and Jumped and Then I walked and went trough my knee -__-
and I had to stand a lot of hours. yaay xDD
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Blunder Number 8 Bill kaulitz Poster and a Mini spider
I was putting some posters on the wall and seeling ( HOW YOU ARE LITTLE O.O!!!) ever heard of a chair?? xDD
so back to my story :P
I wanted to check if my bill poster was still on the wall
so and I saw a spider I wanted to get rid of the spide so I grabed a Little Box what I dinn't saw is that the spider went to Bill's well ehmm.. Dickplace :P
and stayd there
and what will a huge Fan do?
MOM MOM!!!!!!!!!
THERES A SPIDER ON BILL'S DICK I CANT GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!
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I thought I would have more blunders
But i think forgot some
But yeaha Now You all can see how blond I am

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Tokio hotel
  • Reading: mails
  • Watching: new Drums
  • Playing: with fire xDD
  • Eating: Noodles!!!
  • Drinking: cola

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  • Current Residence: -
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  • Interests: Drumming ,Music, making photos
  • Favourite movie: Dont have a fave yet
  • Favourite band or musician: Tokio hotel,Porcelain and the tramps,Brokencyde
  • Favourite genre of music: Screamo,Hard Rock,Rock
  • Favourite artist: Tom Kaulitz Bill kaulitz Gustav schäfer Orlando Bloom Jim carey
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dont have one
  • Favourite photographer: Myself? ^^
  • Favourite style of art: Fantasy
  • Operating System: -
  • MP3 player of choice: Now I have a mini I pod..
  • Shell of choice: -
  • Wallpaper of choice: Fantasy
  • Skin of choice: -
  • Favourite game: doesn't have one
  • Favourite gaming platform: doesn't have one
  • Favourite cartoon character: TIMMY! Cartman! KENNY!
  • Personal Quote: Life Your Life! Drop school!! and Be famous!
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:iconsecrets-of-the-pen:
Thanks for the fav on "Humanoid"!

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malenka : hello :D
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:iconshadowange1:
MALENKA 8D
READ MAH JOURNAL! xD

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:iconshadowange1:
Thank you so much for the watch! x3 I dunno if I ever thanked you for the favs you ever gave me too, but thanks so much. x3 I hope we can be good friends. =3

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"To young to live a lie
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:icontommahgirl:
:D :D
Your welcome
I love everything I faved ^___^

:boogie:

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malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:iconshadowange1:
Thanks. x3 I really appreciate it a lot. =3

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"To young to live a lie
Look into my eyes...~"

-Tokio Hotel
"Ready, Set, Go!"
:icontommahgirl:
:D

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Bill... bill.... bill..bill.....billl....bill....bill...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL
O.O YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bill: WHAT O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:iconlord-kevinz:
thank you for the fave

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Your welcome :boogie:

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malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:iconcherry-gum:
Thank you so much for the favs, Malenka ^.^ Truly appreciated! :meow: :heart:

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:icontommahgirl:
^^ Your welcome

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O.O YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bill: WHAT O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:iconanimeelf7:
Thanks for the fav :)

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Oh my gosh, it's a freaking tape! :noes:
:icontommahgirl:
Your welcome :D

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BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
O.O YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bill: WHAT O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:iconanimeelf7:
:D

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Oh my gosh, it's a freaking tape! :noes:
:icongothinme:
:iconchocoloveplz: OMg ur so awesome
anyway
thanks for the fav :iconheavenlyplz:
n ur dreads r awesome to liebe them

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:icontommahgirl:
Me awesome O__O
danke :)
and Thanks I love Them to O___O

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BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
O.O YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bill: WHAT O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:icongothinme:
:iconchocoloveplz: yea ur awesome!
welcomes
random question but are ur dreads u hair color like ur real hair color?:iconcuriosityplz:

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:icontommahgirl:
No My hair couler is Brown
well now Not anymore Haha xDD

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BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL
O.O YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bill: WHAT O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'
:icongothinme:
o... kewl what color did u change it to?

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:icontommahgirl:
Thanks XD

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Bill... bill.... bill..bill.....billl....bill....bill...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
O.O YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bill: WHAT O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
malenka : hello :D
bill : -.-'

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